i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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