Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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