The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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