32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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