I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Randomize
