You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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