Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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