he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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