I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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