Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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