woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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