Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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