I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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