we're blogging at a bar
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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