You just made me feel so damn special
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
