butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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