i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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