Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
