yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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