I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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