It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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