dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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