I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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