it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
