theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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