i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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