What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
"it" just moved
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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