HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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