I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
dude. I can hear the air.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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