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OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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