You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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