who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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