his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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