school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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