Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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