Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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