Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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