I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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