i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
