Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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