didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
look no pants
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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