fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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