Midget sex pt 2 tonight
one two three fourrrrnication!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
