Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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