I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do vagina's smell?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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