i can't believe i had my finger in that
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
