Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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