Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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