is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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