There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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