Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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