weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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