no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
home. puking in laundry basket.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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